8 Funny Jokes to Make Your Girlfriend Laugh Out Loud
It’s no secret that laughter is the best medicine, but it’s also one of the easiest things to come by. You don’t have to be funny to tell jokes and make people laugh, you just have to have a sense of humor and tell jokes that get the point across in a funny way. If you want to hear your girlfriend laugh her head off, these eight jokes are sure to do the trick.
1) Knock knock
Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I don’t know, you tell me. All right, it’s time for bed now.
What did the sheep say when he got locked out of the barn? Baaaaaa!
What kind of books do you like? Cookbooks. Why are cookbooks called cookbooks and not food books? Because they have recipes in them!
2) What do you call…
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh. What does a pirate say when he enters an empty room? Arrrgh, matey! What do you call two bulldogs fighting over a bone? A dogfight. What did one wall say to the other wall? I don’t believe we’ve met. Why are there so many trees in the forest? Because someone planted them all in one day.
3) I love my girlfriend because…
I love my girlfriend because she understands that I need coffee in the morning and she doesn’t judge me. I love my girlfriend because when I’m sad, she hugs me and says, It’s all going to be okay. I love my girlfriend because she can cook a mean spaghetti dinner that tastes just like her mom’s did. I love my girlfriend because we can talk about anything and everything for hours on end without getting bored or annoyed. And finally, I love my girlfriend because she loves me.
4) How do you know your girlfriend is right…
You know your girlfriend is right when she’s not only telling you what’s wrong, but also what you should be doing about it. You know your girlfriend is right when she makes you feel as if you can’t live without her. You know your girlfriend is right when the sound of her voice has the power to brighten any day. You know your girlfriend is right when she stands by you no matter what and never gives up on you.
5) What is a dating profile called?
A dating profile is simply a page on a website that people use when they are looking for a relationship or marriage. This profile will be used to express the person’s personality, what they are looking for in someone else and what type of person they want to meet.
People will spend hours crafting these profiles because it is imperative that their personality shines through the words on the page. They will also include photos of themselves so that potential matches can see who they are before deciding whether or not to contact them.
6) Three things you can tell about someone by their shoes
You can tell a lot about someone by their shoes. For example, one might be a vegan, another could be disabled and yet another may work in a construction site. There are so many possibilities that it becomes difficult to judge or label someone based on their shoes. However, there are some general things you can say about people based on what they wear on their feet:
– If someone is wearing worn-out and scruffy looking shoes then you can say that they’re not very fashionable.
7) Do you love me? Why or why not?
I love you because you’re the only one who listens to my problems and I know that we can talk about anything. You always listen to me when I need someone, and you’re always there for me no matter what. You don’t judge me for anything, which is a really big deal for me.
8) Advantages of being single…
The best thing about being single is that you get to do whatever you want! You can eat ice cream for breakfast, wear your favorite pajamas all day and go on a spontaneous trip without having to consult with anyone. It’s the best feeling ever!